EDIT: Forget everything written below. I'm writing 50k more of False Rose. I can't get in the mind of Tammy. :C

I fell asleep last night at 11:30, my computer on my lap. HOW LAME IS THAT? However, my alarm woke me up 45 minutes and gave me a present - November 1st, the beginning of NaNoWriMo.

This year, I don't think I'll be posting it every day in my gallery. Why? Because this novel I'm not going to care about. I'm going to throw ninjas at the wall and see what happens. People will be killed, and they may even come back. It will not be serious, and it will not be planned. It will also be chock full of plagiarism (dialogue mainly), but it will be soooo much fun for me and only me. I will also be following the calendar *Kianara-Titan and I created:


Day 1: Start with a fake epigraph
Day 2: Phrase "rose among the thorns" must be used
Day 3: someone must wear something embarrassing, must be described
Day 4: Include a snobbish attorney
Day 5: An act of arson
Day 6: Assassination
Day 7: flashback to bad parenting
Day 8: Sailor named Daetor must flirt with female character
Day 9: song must be sung
Day 10: Ligers
Day 11: a character mocks a local tradition and gets beaten with some form of food product
Day 12: One or more main characters get drunk
Day 13: High superstitious minor character
Day 14: Include a philandering foreigner
Day 15: Somebody loses their virginity (minor character acceptable)
Day 16: have a character subtly enact a favorite MLIA/FML
Day 17: characters must visit a natural wonder
Day 18: somebody must attempt/commit suicide
Day 19: snow scene
Day 20: accidental kiss
Day 21: have a love triangle become painfully obvious/awkward
Day 22: Lightsaber/invisible sword battle
Day 23: A pretentious child must make a sarcastic comment to your main characters
Day 24: main character receives a nickname they do not wish to have
Day 25: On purpose kiss between non-married characters
Day 26: somebody breaks a bone
Day 27: Include a debate on the finer points of rare animal breeding
Day 28: Major character dies
Day 29: epic fight scene (epicness must be verified by 3 outside sources)
Day 30: Protagonist rejects primary love interest

Overall
include traveling shovel of death


So expect all of these things. Just don't expect to read it.